الثلاثاء، 11 مايو، 2010

النساء من الزهرة و الرجال من الحجيييم

وجدت هذا الكتاب المضحك منذ سنوات في مطار هيثرو , إليكم بعض مما جاء فيه:

Men are stupid and women are crazy. And the reason women are so crazy is because men are so....stupid.
-George Carlin


I got divorced recently. It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, he was Klingon.
-Carol Leifer


It's a man's world, but women are running it, secretly.
-Cheri Oteri


The only thing that keeps me from being happily married.....is my husband
-Andra Douglas


My husband said he needed more space, so I locked him outside.
-Roseanne

يبدو إن مؤلفته عانت كثيرا :P